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State of mind is in no mind to state its state of mind.
My face is a 4, my personality is a 6, so basically, I`m a 10.
lol I rotfl
Until they get this spell-check problem with the iPhone fixed, it would be best not to text your wife and tell her she is looking fit.
I’m so broke this New Years Im gonna party like its $19.99.
I once had the desire to do something worthwhile with my life. Then I discovered naps.
If Wyle E Coyote had enough cash to buy all that ACME stuff why didn’t he just buy dinner?
I think I need to lose some weight. I tried to sit up earlier and ended up rocking myself to sleep
Kinda makes you wonder how many employees used to piss on their hands in the bathroom before management finally took action
It`s so strange to think that before Facebook all of this nonsense just stayed in people`s heads
According to WebMD, MedicineNet, Healthline, Mayo Clinic, Symptom Checker, NetDoctor, MedlinePlus, Johns Hopkins and InfoMedNet, I`m OCD.
The fact that I start clapping every time someone says "Please give me a hand" is only like the number 6 reason I dont have friends.
Good friends don’t let you do dumb things… alone.
See, I would run, but it`s usually bodies of joggers that are found dead in the woods.
Hoping that Steve Harvey isn`t the one announcing the winning Powerball numbers tonight!