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Hey ladies breastfeeding in public,...Why don`t you ever smile in my pictures?
Don`t talk to me about disappointment. I had lots of adults tell me they were gonna "fix my little red wagon" yet here it sits with a broken wheel still
the jeremy kyle show, the only place you`ll see a six month old baby with more teeth than thier parents
I’m probably single because I forgot to forward those chain messages from 2008.
I have no fear of heights. I do, however have a fear of falling from heights.
50% of people believe s@x is "the connecting of two people`s souls through two people`s bodies, as one." The other 50% are guys
I`m pretty sure by now “lazy” is just part of my personality description.
It`s about time the government enacted a law that keeps dumb and stupid people away from playing any role in society.
Yes I admit I am a freak. Now, grab some whip cream, some feathers, handcuffs, blindfold, a whip and follow me into the kitchen.
I used to date a magazine editor. But, I broke up with her because she just had too many issues. No YOU shut up!
This relationship is going to be weird if you keep pretending I`m not your boyfriend.
I got up this morning and think I saw my shadow. I´m going back to bed for six weeks.
If pulled over, immediately ask the officer if they`ve been drinking in order to establish dominance.
Now that 1 in every 3 people cheats in their relationships,I`m left wondering. . .Is it my wife or my girlfriend that`s cheating?
Remember, life isn`t about accumulating stuff. It`s about making people insanely jealous of your stuff.