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When we are small, our mom`s would use really small forks as spoons to feed us...But what about Chinese moms? Would they use toothpicks?
Could you please put your screaming baby on vibrate.
I woke up hungover to the sound of my neighbor mowing the lawn. I figure he`ll just have to mow around me. I`m not moving.
I like pressing F5. It`s so refreshing.
What if all this time it`s been Chicken that taste like Frog legs????
Any time someone says "have you seen that YouTube video?" I always say yes......... Because otherwise they make you watch it on their phone
If I would have known there would be a Facebook, I would have written “eff off forever” instead of “keep in touch” in your yearbook.
I have never preheated an oven but I have pre-eaten a frozen pizza.
Jehovah`s witnesses would probably be welcomed into more houses if they brought booze or cookies.
I saw my ex girlfriend broken down with two flat tires this morning which made me late for work... Nine times I drove past before she noticed me laughing at her.
Feeling pretty good about myself today so I`m going to go meet up with an ex-girlfriend to bring me back down to normal
According to WebMD, MedicineNet, Healthline, Mayo Clinic, Symptom Checker, NetDoctor, MedlinePlus, Johns Hopkins and InfoMedNet, I`m OCD.
It`s not my fault you thought I was normal.
Don`t ask me what I did today, neither of us want to hear it out loud.
Just been on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies. Is that a trick question?