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Before we start this relationship, I am going to need you to explain a few pics in your Facebook albums.
It must be hard to judge a wet t-shirt contest. I saw one recently and all the t-shirts looked equally wet.
I bought one of the "Books for Dummies" for 50% off, but I needed help to figure out what the price was.
"What doesn`t kill you makes you smaller." -Super Mario
justin bieber
This "NORMAL" you speak of, doesn`t sound fun at all.
I saw a spider in my bathtub. So I took a tissue and very, very carefully, burned the house down.
I`ve been working with this alcohol free program for like six months and it`s really taken a toll on me ... I mean, I`m broke and as far as I`m concerned, they can buy their own alcohol.
Today I caught myself thinking of you and smiling... but it was because you had a booger in your nose the last time I saw you.
Some of you ladies need to ease up on the makeup until we get this clown situation resolved.
I came home one day all proud as can be with my report card and said to my Mom ,Look I got a B in reading , She said that`s a D you moron !
I think my other three stove burners are becoming jealous of front-right.
Question everything...Or should you?
Sorry, Sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours
Just realized the irony of putting Bacon on my VeggieBurger..........