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Sorry I’m cranky. I didn’t get my nap in today.
My internet went down for about 5 minutes earlier....so I talked to my family.....they seem like nice people!
I`m not a doctor but I play one on Match.com
If we learned anything from the Mayans, it’s that if you don’t finish something, it’s not the end of the world
I used to care ... but I take a pill for that now.
Sometimes I feel that I need someone special to complete me, but then I have a pizza and I`m like, "Nope. I`m good."
It`s so nice to come home and relax with Facebook after a long day at the office being on Facebook.
Without the sanctity of marriage there wouldn`t be job security for divorce attorneys and marriage counselors.
To save time, lets just assume I am never wrong ;)
Someone offered me grapes, but I declined. I`m not used to consuming wine in pill form.
"Never go to bed angry" is the worst advice ever. I haven`t slept in a week!
Beer is the answer...but I can`t remember the question.
is a reasonably intelligent person who does moderately stupid things on a semi-regular basis.
About to check Facebook? Let me save you some time. One of your friends has updated their cover photo to a picture of the beach.
The only rule of the Chess Club is to hide from the Fight Club.