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Falling in love is lot like dying, you never get to do it enough to become good at it.
I can`t tell them apart, was that Milli or Vanilli doing the sign language at Madela`s funeral?
in 2014 there were times when I annoyed you, disturbed you, irritated you and bugged the hell out of you. Today i wanna let you know that i planned to continue with it this year :-)
Sometimes I wanna comment on a photo on Facebook but then I don`t wanna have to explain why I`m in your `Random Party Pics 08` album at 4am.
i love you with all my butt. i would say heart but my butt is bigger :)
There are too many people who could ruin my life by posting a screenshot of a text conversation we’ve had.
If women are so perfect at multitasking, how come they can`t have a headache and sex at the same time?
I will kill you with kindness even if I have to beat the shit out of you.
I`ll see your fun outdoor activity and raise you a nap.
Relatives comin` ~ hide all awesome stuff!
You call it Sushi, I call it bait.
Why do single people take advice from other single people? That’s like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions
Things ain`t nobody got time for: That
I mixed Taco Bell sauce into my Ramen Noodles, It tastes exactly like poverty.
The best part of an argument is the make up sex...unless you`re fighting with your brother.