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Don`t talk to me about disappointment. I had lots of adults tell me they were gonna "fix my little red wagon" yet here it sits with a broken wheel still
Click Like, if you hate being told what to do.
I`m pretty sure whoever coined the phrase " rise and shine", doesn`t do it anymore.
Reality is for those who can`t handle alcohol
Walmart calls them self checkouts, I call them I might not pay for some of this.
I`ve said it before and I`ll say it again, if you drive a Nissan but don`t call it Liam then what is even the point of you
Guys if you ever want to imagine what a woman’s mind feels like imagine a browser with 2,859 tabs open. All. The. F*cking. Time.
All I’ve ever wanted from life was to be a disturbance in the force.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”
Shout out to the post office for delivering my recycling to me every day.
My road to success is under construction and all the workers are out getting sh!tfaced.
"I understand your logic, but let`s try to look at this more emotionally." - women
Drinking Tip: Never buy the first round cause that`s when people care what they`re drinking!
ATM`s need to have breathalyzers.
No matter how compelling and convincing the other person’s argument is, you can always win a debate by adding “yeah, but still” at the end.