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The only technique I`ve mastered from watching cooking shows is screaming and swearing at everyone in the kitchen.
I didn’t give you the finger. You earned it.
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So, I hear Colorado`s population has increased 420%.
Once again I`ve woken up without super powers. Sigh
It`s all good and well until the fecal matter impacts the electric powered air current generation device.....
I wonder how long I`ll be skinny from all this dieting and juicing I`ve been doing. 1 month? A year? A couple of ye....ooh look cake.
Not sure if I need sex, sleep, or to punch someone in the face.
Just watched The Grey. The wolves left half the Mexican .. to spicy??
I didn’t scream out someone else’s name during sex. I was thinking of baby names in case you get pregnant…
I love when people dig their own grave. It saves me so much time.
When things get to stressful I hit the jim.......... Beam.
The filling in this fortune cookie tastes like paper...
All I need to know about you is defined by whether you ask for a cup or a cone when ordering ice cream.
Relationship has 12 letters, but then again so does alcohollllll