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Still not 100% clear on whether French Montana is a person or a steakhouse special.
A Girl Scout made headlines when she sold cookies outside a Colorado pot shop. There’s no word on how she plans to spend her first million.
Today is Friday the 13th. Try not to be a teenage girl in her underwear at night at a deserted summer camp today.
When I was your age, we had to walk ten miles in the snow to get drunk and have s€x.
I don`t know why people say "your guess is as good as mine"? ..because my guesses are always better. ;)
It`s important to teach your children math so they can better understand what episode of Star Wars they are watching.
I`ll bet I`m the only one in this grocery store with "sh!t for tacos" on my shopping list.
You made several good points, and I understand that you are right, but the way you said it was so douchey I have to take an opposite stance.
Whenever I get sick, I get my immune system drunk so it will fight anything.
I think my other three stove burners are becoming jealous of front-right.
I like to walk up to strangers and ask, "Would you take a photo of me?" If they say yes I hand them a photo of me and walk away.
I`ve seen bride magazines but have yet to see "Eager Groom" magazines.
Spank me once, shame on you. Spank me twice, now we`re getting somewhere.
Apparently, driving past police cars while drinking water from an old vodka bottle isn`t `funny` and is technically `wasting` police time
I would love to kill you with kindness, but all I have is this knife.