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Does this green St Patrick`s Day beer count as a vegetable.
I was thinking about selling my old phone but I think it knows too much.
Are you bored? Head over to Walmart, go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait awhile, and then yell very loudly, `Hey! There`s no toilet paper in here.`
Have we even tried giving Mother Nature a Snickers?
Whenever I start feeling spontaneous, my bank account quietly reminds me to calm down.
You don`t look like 200 likes in person
Those awkward moments when you catch yourself feeling frustrated with your kids for being just like you....
Just hung a picture. I nailed it.
The sucking moment when you wave to someone & they haven`t noticed you & all are watching you & you feel why you waved in the first place & still you run after the person to stop & say HI
Just once I`d like to see someone in a movie call bullshit when someone tells them their phone number starts with 555
i hope your life is as long and useful as this roll of toilet paper!!!
I`m switching to Metric. I would weigh a lot less on the Metric scale.
FYI....just in case something happens.....The cashier at the liquor store down the street is my emergency contact person.
OMG!!!!! I almost went to the toilet without my phone!
The longer I sit in this drive-thru, the more pennies Iām going to pay with.