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No one has ever said, "You know what would make this even better? ... Turkey bacon."
The real trouble with reality is that there´s no background music
Fun Fact: Even though they call it a "man hole", you can shove women and children down it just fine.
I love using my GPS, problem is I can`t find it.
My internet goes out more than I do.
One minute without you feels like 60 seconds.
Sorry, I didn’t get your message because I deleted it without listening.
Okay im going to make myself a sandwich, and i better have some votes when i come back. -.-
You call it "Road Rage". I call it "Aggressively maneuvering around a$$holes that don`t know how to f*cking drive."
"The Twilight Zone" makes me long for the days when you could smoke on a spaceship.
Bacon...need I say more
25% of of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. The other 75% are running around untreated.
why do people with bad teeth always have a smile on there face
have you ever looked at someone and thought, "yeah you definitely have someone locked away in your basement."
That moment when being uncool, is cool