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Optimism? Sure, it`s worth a try. I don`t see how acting like an eye doctor is gonna help, but whatever.
I might enjoy work more if at the end of the day I could slide down the back of a brontosaurus directly into my car.
I wonder how many strangers have stories about me.
I started seeing this girl recently. She sometimes texts. Sometimes Whatsapps. Sometimes she emails. Sometimes she Facebooks. Im getting mixed messages.
if you wake up at 3am and scream bloody mary three times in the mirror, your mom will tell you to shut up and go to bed
I heard Disney bought and are relocating the White House to Disneyland. They Say, it will be the new Center Piece of FANTASY LAND.
Once a month, women go completely crazy for about thirty days..
Might wake up early and go running but I also might win the lottery, the odds are about the same
Finally in bed. No better time to start thinking about every possible thing that has or ever could happen.
When I`m home alone and I walk into the basement, I start talking out loud about all the karate I know.
Growing up we were so poor. If I wasn`t a boy I would have had nothing to play with.
It`s really cold out there folks. If you`re heading to Wal-Mart, please wear two pairs of pajamas.
Marriage teaches you forgiveness, compromise and tons of other things you wouldn`t need if you`d stayed single.
Exactly when in American history did Americans stop having British accents?
If you get pulled over, ignore the cop and tell him that your mommy told you not to talk to strangers.