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This lady thinks repeatedly pushing the already-lit elevator button will summon it faster. I think I’ll push ALL the buttons when we get in.
I am sorry I had feelings. I`ll replace them with jokes right away.
People tend to get angry when you treat them the same way they treat you.
What does lolz mean...Laugh out loud zebras?
Ya know once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it´s hard to get it back in.
I`m pretty sure there`s a chip in my car that turns all traffic lights RED...
If I dont clean my house soon. They are gonna bring in blindfolded people to do a Febreze commercial
I wish banks would do a better job of keeping their ATMs filled. This is the fourth one I`ve been to that is saying "Insufficient Funds."
Half the time spent on Facebook is likely spent by creeping people and /or staring at the screen waiting for something interesting to happen.
Never trust a man wearing more than 0 necklaces.
I was the kid my parents warned me about.
Facebook keeps telling me people are following me. But, every time I look behide me there`s nobody there? Why does facebook keep lying to me?
I want to delete a bunch statuses, so if you guys could just message me your passwords that`d be great.
It`s not stalking if you love them!
I`m not ignoring your calls, I just love my ringtone.