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I tend to avoid things that make me look fat. You know like scales, mirrors and photographs
Teenage girls hang out in odd numbered groups because they literally can`t even.
I didn`t want to grow up; I just wanted to be able to reach for the cookies.
My number one rule to live by is: Don’t die.
Sometimes I post crazy shit just to see if my friend`s list will drop a few #`s
Seven years ago today I swallowed bubblegum ... I`ll keep you all posted.
I bet people don’t understand that I’m joking 800% of the time.
You know you`re desperate for an answer when you look on the second page of Google.
My cat just dragged in a half eaten sausage, I have no idea where he got it from but it tastes expensive.
I don`t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
Calling all men...Eboli can live up to two months in semen..YES! You better wash your socks.
is procastinating now. Don´t see why I should put it off.
I saw a comedian one time who did nothing but make geography puns. talk abbottabad act.
I have nothing to update. I`m just making it look like I`m doing something at a party so people won`t talk to me.
Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.