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Anyone else wake up in a grass skirt and coconut bra?
Ladies, not every guy who talks to you wants to bang you. Some of us know that you have booze and snacks in your purse.
There’s a limit of how close you should be to another man when taking a selfie.
what does bgif mean on a friday night ? ... boobs go in front
Probably the most exciting feature on the new Iphone is the way it upgrades simple phone theft into full on finger removal.
Every time I get an eyelash in my eye, I`m reminded of how quickly I would die in the wild
Just been informed that my spirit animal is Eeyore.
I mean really though...Why wash cups when you can just drink out of the jug?
Does anyone have like twenty thousand dollars they don’t want? Asking for myself.
I was only 6 numbers away from winning the powerball.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year… to be slowly driven insane by Christmas music.
A cop just pulled me over and said papers - so I said scissors, I win and drove off.
I`ll never join one of those dating sites. I prefer to meet someone the old fashioned way. By alcohol & bad decisions.
I just realized that I haven`t done the "Hockey Pokey" in over 10 years. I guess when you get older, you just forget what it`s all about.
New parent: I can`t believe how awesome my baby is. 10 years later: Wow, they sure do grow up fast...10 years later: Seriously, get the f*ck out of my house!!