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Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug
Right now I`m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I`ve forgotten this before.
What idiot named them nostrils instead of scent vents?
I think a good gauge of my personality is that I watch Homeland to relax.
I can see exactly 6 years into the future. I have 2020 vision.
You`re not living life right if you don`t get just a little bit nervous every time you hear a police siren.
I recently jumped on the back of my psychologist and started counting...1...2...3 and he was so suprised asking me what I was doing and I answered offendedly: "Well you`re the one who said I could always count on you !"
First Rule of Camping: Put up the tent before you start drinking.
I may be crazy but I say if you can`t talk to yourself, who can you talk to.
Sometimes, when I "like" your post, it`s because my touchscreen is too sensitive and I only meant to scroll by your ass. Sometimes. ;)
I`m pretty sure the phrase "sleep tight" originated in prison...
People who think only god can judge them have obviously never hung out with my friends.
I already know that I`m going to hell ... At this point it`s really go big or go home.
I wasn´t born with enough middle fingers to show you how I feel