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why earn money when it comes easier when you just ask
I think the only way I’ll ever be motivated to go to the gym is if I’m in prison.
During the summer months, be sure to dress for the body you have. Not the body you want.
"Slow and steady wins the race." Unless it`s one of those weird races that puts an emphasis on speed
I saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons earlier.....must be going through a tough period in her life....
People ask me what my secret is to losing weight and I tell them not having money to buy food
Sarcasm: just one of the many services I offer ;)
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the “M” is silent.
Really don`t see the need for pants for the rest of this day. :)
I have a lot on my plate right now. Not busy, just hungry.
They should make Vodka ChapStick
Organized people are just to lazy to look for things.
Dear Autocorrect, She`s an amazing woman not an amazon woman. Thanks. And now I`m never getting laid.
Question everything...Or should you?
Mattel is launching a new Facebook Barbie. She looks like a stunning hot blonde on the package but is an old fat guy when you open the box.