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I´m not cheap, but I am on special this week
I think for Halloween I am going to go as Karma. Some of you should be worried.
The ultimate act of trust is buying your spouse a gun, and then showing them the correct way to use it.
Do you ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in?
often rambles on and on about this and that seeming to be heading towards a point but really just blabbing about nothing.
I finally stopped caring what other people think. I hope everyone’s ok with that.
"Sleeping on the couch" should be a relationship status on Facebook.
I just told my wife it took her longer to pick a Netflix movie than it took me to pick out her engagement ring and that was a bad analogy.
Saw a boat with a sign that read "For Sale" so I added the missing "-ing"......Idiots can`t spell...
When I`m all out of alcohol...haha! Just kidding! I`d never let that scenario become a reality.
I only hug people when I need to wipe my hands off.
"Half a dozen" because saying `6` is way too long...
I was just told that I over-analyze things. I need a couple of days to think about that before deciding if I should be offended.
I’m not always rude. Sometimes I’m sleeping.
Tarantulas are like cigarettes. They are pretty much harmless, until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.