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Don`t rush me, I`m waiting until the last minute.
If someone is jogging at 7am on a Sunday - it`s because they`ve just killed someone right?
Because of smart phones my thumbs now have biceps.
If one goes to online college, do they have to haze them self?
It`s amazing how the lowly potato gives us potato chips, french fries, and vodka. Get your sh!t together, every other vegetable.
Why do hospitals need to advertise? It`s not like I`m going to go to Home Depot instead.
So, is Dora 18 yet, or what? Asking for a friend.
I am convinced that Kellogg`s works for our Government and all that Snap, Crackle, Pop is CODE.......
The next time you feel you`re worthless.... just remember.... your organs are worth a LOT of money on the black market.
You make me feel "I`m-typing-this-with-my-middle-finger" angry.
?”Nobody listens to me….” – Yellow traffic light
Is anyone going to tell America`s funniest videos about YouTube?
Let’s be the generation that stops putting things in our butts and having to go to the emergency room to get them taken out, shall we?
doesn`t need any help being bad but u can come along for the ride if your up for it.
What did I get for Christmas? Fat...