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Got interrupted downloading the new version of iTunes by a pop up that asked if I wanted to download the even newer version of iTunes.
People are always weirded out when I take notes during episodes of Dexter.
I`ve seen more pins in the last few days then stone cold steve austin on groundhog day..
I bet everyone in Gotham prisons really hates the guy that killed Bruce Wayne`s parents.
Even this posting will offend some people, hopefully.
I seem to start my day backwards. I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
Apparently some strangers don’t need a hug.
If anyone lost a roll of hundred dollar bills, with a rubber band around it...... I found the rubber band.
If you can’t love the one you want, love someone who looks like them and just squint a lot.
I just saw a squirrel dragging a wine bottle bag up a tree ... I think I found my spirit animal.
The little piggy who went to market... wasn`t going shopping. Wrap your mind around that for a moment.
for every like, I will fart on my wife face
I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice.
I was always a believer in evolution....then I spent an hour at Walmart and now I`m not so sure
If the cupcake has some green sprinkles on it, it`s a vegetable, right?