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Just saw someone holding a sign that said "Honk 2 impeach Obama" You`d think the process to impeach a president would be more complicated
I have short term memory. I also like to fish. Also, I have short term memory.
You only live once.......Unless someone has a defribrilator
I know you think you´re interesting because you have an accent. But a drunken slur is not an accent.
So what the grass is greener on the other side of the fence. Their house paint is peeling.
A party without Vodka is just a meeting.
When life gives you melons, wear a low cut top.
I just found out that all the people who say "You haven`t changed a bit" have been lying to me. :)
The difference between me & normal people is the normal
Saying "think outside the box" is a pretty inside the box suggestion.
It`s such a beautiful day I had to open the window while I watched TV
If the best things in life really are free, why am I still getting charged at the liquor store? I call bullshit
dreams of a better world... where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
Get Dora and Boots on this missing plane case now, Dora solves the case everytime
I don`t use cocaine, I just like the way it smells.