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Do not treat a woman like an object. It hates that...
I see the Seven Deadly Sins as more of a To-Do list.
Better pound all these beers so I can get the bottles in the bin for recycling day.
A good lawyer knows the law. An excellent one knows the judge.
Please rephrase your question in the form of a compliment.
Don`t you just hate it when people say stuff in thier status that you really didn`t want to know? I hate that. Anyway, I gotta go poop. Talk to ya later.
TV needs to stop putting up those stupid “viewer discretion” warnings. My mom is sick of me calling her for clearance.
It`s kill or be killed. Or eat a sandwich. Maybe go for a light jog. Draw a picture of a duck. There are a lot of options out there.
There are days when everything goes perfectly. . I wonder what those are like?
Ever look in a mirror wondering about the stranger staring back & then realize it`s your neighbor`s window and they`re calling the cops?
Siri, where are my pants?
Home: Where I can look ugly and enjoy it.
There is no logical reason why short pants should cost the same as long pants.
I`ve totally cut carbs out of my diet. Until lunch.
You think you have a tough job? I clean the windows on automatic doors.