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So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
Anyone know when Facebook is sending us our W-2`s?
Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone.
Was shopping when a small child riding shotgun in a shopping cart yelling "why you ain`t got no babies?"I bet my father in law paid her
Chocolate comes from Cocoa, which is a tree. That makes cocoa a plant….chocolate is a salad.
I read my kids a few select facebook statuses before bed, kiss them on their heads, and whisper, "This is why we have to stay in school"
I watched the deleted scenes from a porno last night. Turns out he ended up fixing the washing machine after all.
I`ve never watched CSI because I learned everything I need to know about solving crimes from watching Scooby Doo
I`m starting to think that all those hours in school, when I practiced writing my autograph, was just a waste of time.....
Do you women realize how silly you all look with your clothes on?
pharmacy was out of my BP meds...so i bought a baseball bat instead..that works much faster
The best part about living by myself is not having to explain why I fell asleep on the kitchen counter… naked… again.
Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps, or does he just feel like he is at work?
This coworker is about to find out walking around smiling on a Monday always leads to workplace accidents.
Home is where the alcohol is.