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Was sitting and doing nothing. Then I realized I could be sitting and doing nothing on Facebook. So here I am.
I sleep better when I`m naked why can`t my boss understand this?!
Dyslexics of the world.. UNTIE!
It’s not a great nap, unless you wake up and can’t remember what day it is.
does anyone know if smurfs are gluten free
Non alcohilic beer, for people who like to pee but hate that annoying buzz.
Why can’t I lose weight easily I mean I lose everything else without a problem.
The guy who invented the Time Machine has just died.... RIP DAVE JONES 2187-2014
I don’t understand shark movies I mean just get out of the water.
Sorry I said "What is it?" when you showed me your baby.
I knew we were gonna be friends when you ran into that wall.
if your looking for love sorry to disappoint you im already in a relationship with fun and freedom. :-)
Life…it’s just an “F” in lie.
Do the right thing today: Go to someone`s profile, scroll down 4 months, and like something.
Go to police station 2. Say a gang mugged you 3. Describe your own relatives to police sketch artist 4. Claim free family portrait