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Getting to bed early so I can be well rested and fully alert for my morning anxiety.
I didn`t get a chance to do yoga this morning or any other morning of my life.
I hate when my girlfriend accuses me of something I didn`t think she knew about.
Sure, Men love funny women. As long as they are pretty...and skinny...and they have a great pair of knockers!!
i don`t know what to say on your comment so i just hit "like" so you won`t be upset that ignored you.
Guys write songs about girls they love. Girls write songs about guys they have broken up with
Thanks coffee for tricking us into believing that it`s a good morning for a few minutes.
Half the time spent on Facebook is likely spent by creeping people and /or staring at the screen waiting for something interesting to happen.
My relationship status? Last night, in the elevator, I told a girl she had nice shoelaces.
Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
To Do List: 1: Buy a knife 2: Call it kindness 3: Kill people with Kindness
The only honest people in the world are small children and me after a couple cocktails.
I dream about naps.
If you walk a mile in my shoes the least you can do is leave a pair of yours to wear.