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Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman`s ability to find a reason to post a selfie.
I might not be a great example, but I´m one hell of a good warning.
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If you eat it in the car before you get home, it never existed.
I decided I`m going to be poor... Its Cheaper :)
Somedays I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running.
People liking my status from a week ago on Facebook proves that I have stalkers.
Let`s party like there`s no tomorrow and call in sick if there is one.
I want to grow my own food but I can`t find any bacon seeds.
This police sketch artist has no idea that he`s about to draw me as the most bad ass Batman caricature ever.
You can either agree with me, or you can be wrong.
I`m tired of people assuming I`ve got a good personality because I`m ugly.
I like when people call me "Sir". I just wish they wouldn`t follow it up with "you`re making a scene."
Even if gas prices go down, I´m still going to siphon gas from my neighbor´s car because I like the adrenaline rush and he´s an a$$hole
All units be on the lookout, suspect is armed with hunky shoulders, soft eyes and dreamboat hair. I don`t even remember what he did anymore.