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Two knives taped together are not a suitable alternative to scissors.
To all the people who think they don`t need deodorant: What in the world would make you think that?
Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
I just burnt my tongue on my food. It made me realise that it’s the ones we love that hurt us the most.
Can you imagine the reactions 25 years ago if you showed someone a photo album of pictures you took of yourself in the bathroom?
That moment when you pour yourself a bowl of cereal and discover there`s no milk. So you just sit there, wondering why bad things happen to good people?
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Just found my TV remote and a newspaper in my fridge. It`s pretty awesome that society lets me live by myself.
I wish I had money so I could be eccentric instead of just weird.
It`s not too late to start convincing our children that the world really did end in 2012 and we`re the survivors.
Browsing the internet when bored is like the virtual version of checking the refrigerator...
Wow, it`s beautiful outside. I should probably do something. Like close the blinds so there isn`t a glare on my screen.
I thought we had something. You met my family, made me dinner, called me honey. Now suddenly you’re a “waitress” who was “doing her job?”
at my age, the best part of waking up is the fact that I did wake up
Boobs make me forget about all the bad things in the world.