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Business Plan: 1. Hold sign that says "Free Hugs" 2. Whisper during the hug, "it`s $50 to let go"
Your eyes are so beautiful. If you look deep enough i can see my own reflection...
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I remind myself that you cant always trust Google maps
The way you feel when your phone dies is exactly how Cinderella must have felt at midnight
When I`m really bored at work I like to write "I`m watching you" on the toilet paper a few squares in just to mess with people.
Deep down I don`t believe that paper beats rock.
I`m great in bed" ~ breakfast
you know you`ve been facebooking too much when you accidentally say "LOL", in person...
Two wrongs may not make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.
I liked your facebook update, only so I can unlike it.
Anybody else have those FB friends that set up a FB account 4 years ago and posted once or twice and hasn`t been back on since? And you wonder how they can exist without a Life?
I woke up early this morning with the strange desire to get up and exercise. Fortunately I rolled over and closed my eyes really tight and the feeling went away.
I don`t get women. Also, I don`t understand them.
I didn`t know until this week that so many people I know are politicians...
Cheered myself up earlier by putting a "no U-turn" sign in a dead-end street.