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The awkward moment when you’re running and your boobs are bouncing …. and you’re a guy.
It’s called “Karma” and it’s pronounced [hah hah fuhk yoo]!!
I don’t want to sound racist, but all stormtroopers look the same to me.
I bought a blowup doll today, but I won`t blow her up until tomorrow. I don`t want to seem desperate.
Sometimes I wish I could appear offline in real life too
Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body!
I need a Shazam app for people I`m supposed to recognize but can`t remember
When she says she`s madly in love with you, concentrate more on the word madness.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"
I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today. On the front they say `I would do anything for love`. On the back, `But I wont do that!`
If tit for tat doesn`t mean flashing guys with tattoos, than I`ve been doing it wrong this whole time.
“The darndest things.” -kids
Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
Walmart...because going to Target requires identity theft protection and a shower.
Today’s forecast.. mostly cloudy with a 99.9% chance of alcohol