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Have a day. That`s about as inspirational I get.
Why didn`t you tell me that I wasn`t going to like you
Okay, calm down. Its a spider. Just one tiny litt- HOLY MOLY IT MOVED!
Do you know who invented the Knock Knock joke? I don`t know either, but whoever did should get a no bell prize.
If you`re reading this then I`m wishing you a Happy New Year! Stay safe, have fun, and remember, I like New Years gifts too!
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I can sum up my life in three words: “just browsing, thanks.”
If god can artificially inseminate someone, why did he need two of every animal on the ark to repopulate the world?
gets drunk on one drink. The trouble is, I can´t remember if it´s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
Life gave me onions ... Onionade sucks.
Sometimes I wish I was a nicer person but then I laugh and continue my day.
Adult movies now available in 3D?!? Some thing I just don`t want to see flying at my face.
I was the only one that cared when Jimmy cracked corn.
No Grandma, "sausage fest" is not a new special breakfast at IHOP
Sometimes I think hip hop music gets a bad rap.