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My teen thought it`d be funny to post as me on Facebook. I laughed and laughed and changed the wi-fi password. Good times!
In sign language, arthritis is a speech impediment.
Getting out of bed feels like the worst thing that’s ever happened to me ... every time it happens.
Boss: Why aren`t you working? Me: I didn`t see you coming!
I decided I`m going to be poor... Its Cheaper :)
The key to any successful marriage is separate TVs.
"May the 4th" be with you!
Dentists need cooler sh!t on their ceilings.
I Googled, “Who gives a sh!t?” and I was not in the search results.
Long time ago I used to be young and handsome.. Today? Just handsome
The only thing alcohol can`t cure is alcoholism.
I`ve been catfishing my best friend for the last 3 weeks. He`s gunna pay me that $50 he owes me or I`m showing these emails to his wife.
Facebook keeps telling me people are following me. But, every time I look behide me there`s nobody there? Why does facebook keep lying to me?
As I slowly ran my finger down her G string I thought to myself, this is a nice guitar.
I hate it when TV shows say they contain "adult situations" but then don`t show anyone going to a job they hate, and paying their bills.