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The Wizard of Oz is really just a cautionary tale about the lengths a woman will go to for the right shoes.
It’s not that I’m old, your music really does suck.
My worst fear is seeing one of my statuses marked as "exhibit A"
Some people post because they need attention and validation. Not me. (Thanks for reading this, the `Like` button is below)
I wanna steal a Krispy Kreme truck and go on a high speed chase just because it`d be funny to watch a bunch of cops chase a donut truck
The average power nap is 20 minutes. This works out well because I can fit 3 of them evenly into one hour.
I can’t find the words to express how I have nothing to say
Spoiler alert: Your `97 Nissan Sentra doesn`t need one.
Have you ever thought about how weird it is that one of your hands is dumber than the other?
Remember before we met? I miss those days.
They`ll find Bigfoot before they find a Smoothie store that`s been open for more than 2 years.
Judging by the way some women wear makeup it`s rather obvious they didn`t excel at coloring as a kid ...
once again Tequila is the Delete History button of my brain.
Everybody reaches a point in their lives when they die.
Dear single guys; open a pet shop selling cats. Let the single ladies come to you.