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How come know-it-alls, don`t know how annoying they are?
I bet sex is great when I`m not the only one in the room.
I clean my house like everyone else ... 5 minutes before someone comes over.
I propose a toast to the booze for making life seem tolerable.
Boss: Where`s the progress report I asked u for. Me: I haven`t made any progress, that`s my report! - What I imagine it`d be like if I had a job
Are you guys sure common sense can`t be beaten into people ? Because I`d like to give it try!
If watching the big-screen TV with your pants off and a bag of Doritos is wrong, then they shouldn’t have couches at this Best Buy
Dogs love you even if you’re ugly.
If you give a man a fish you kinda suck at picking out gifts.
Don`t do it in the Garden, they say love is blind but ur neighbor ain`t.
The wet spot in my bed is tears
iPhone 6: For people who don`t mind holding an iPad up to their ear.
Suddenly my prison fantasy football league just got real.
Remind me why I work 40 hours a week to be this poor?
Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I`m the proud owner of aisle 7.