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I`m sure the fellow below don`t have big feet :(
I don’t have a problem with caffeine.I have a problem without caffeine.
Some women need to realize that showing cleavage doesn`t fix your face.
Doctors and scientists agree on the benefits of an afternoon nap, yet still my boss thinks he knows better. Ridiculous.
FINALLY home from work! So, yea...if your phone number is on your profile...I will be drunk dialing you in about 30 minutes or so.
some people just need a hug...around the neck...with a rope!!
I prefer to use the bathroom naked w/ the door wide open. Sorry if this interferes with your idea of a "safe & fun work environment"
I didn`t text you. Vodka texted you.
You will never find the right person, if you do not let go of the wrong one. Call me!
It’s what people don’t know about each other that makes them such good friends.
For the record "Wanna do it?" is not foreplay....
That one-day popularity on Facebook because it’s your birthday.
I just threw up my weekend.
Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie.
Roger that command center, we have arrived at our destination and will commence countdown..............Sir this is McDonalds how may I help you