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So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
My trust issues began when there was no donkey in Donkey Kong.
Liquor makes me happy, You ..... not so much.
So the other day a girl asked me to Facebook her, needless to say she wasn`t to happy after I hit her in the face with a book
It`s friday!! I smell vodka ;)
Pro tip - You can blame anything on autocorrect.
I`m always extra nice to the weird kid, so one day he`ll spare my life when he finally snaps.
There are too many people who could ruin my life by posting a screenshot of a text conversation we’ve had.
I hate when people call me and ask "WHO IS THIS?"
I sometimes check my blocklist to see how my prisoners are doing
I lost my mood ring today. Not sure how to feel about it
Before telling me to listen to my heart you may want to check that it isn`t telling me to kick you in the shin!
People born in 1994-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums. & they are not even 18 yet.
I’m always disappointed when a liar’s pants don’t actually catch on fire.
Im really not just some idiot with nothing better to do with my time, I just play one in FB.