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You`ve reached the limitations of my medications.
my wish for tonight is for the person reading this status to have a Good Night!
I wish I could just “like” a text so I don’t have to respond.
Is it just me or doesn`t anyone disappear in the Bermuda triangle anymore?
Some people say a true friend stabs you in the front. I’m gonna go ahead and say a true friend just puts the knife down.
Remember to look both ways before crossing a woman.
is pondering why people have a favorite color M&M when they all taste the same!
Once a month, women go completely crazy for about thirty days.
Have you ever thought about how weird it is that one of your hands is dumber than the other?
I`d like to share my innermost thoughts and feelings with all of you, but I`m afraid they`ll be used against me in court someday.
If she burns the bacon, she`s no good bro
There`s no WE in pizza.
Robots can do anything we set their mind to
Wow, that Macy`s parade is crazy! The Kanye West float just cut off Snoopy and said Woodstock can fly better!
"Oh!Look The Smurfs Grew Up!"Grandma those are Avatars." -_-