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You can`t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that`s kind of the same thing.
I think on December 21 all the power companies should shut off the power for like 10 minutes just to make people flip out.
i never said i knew what i was doing, i said i was going to do it anyway :)
I love my car. Without it, I would not be where I am today.
I do 5 sit-ups every morning. No, it doesn`t sound like much, but there`s only so many times you can press the snooze button.
What`s the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick? Asking for my two year old.
I spent 2 hours cleaning this kitchen. Mess it up and I will cut you! ... Love MOM
It’s been close to a million years since I exaggerated about anything.
The internet is just another location for people to be wrong about things.
Police officer: Ma`am do you know why I pulled you over? Me: I`m just as confused as you are.
People really need to get with the times. Smartphones are not for talking anymore.
It takes so much self control for me not to write, "you sure about that?" under Facebook engagement announcements.
Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
in wine there is wisdom. in beer there is freedom. in water there is... umm bacteria
Every pizza is a personal pizza if you eat the entire thing.