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To me, the worst part of the prostate exam is when the doctor says, "Guess how many fingers."
If you bend over and place your ear next to a girls vagina , you can clearly hear her say "WTF are you Doing!"
You know why you like me ... Cause your f*ckin crazy too!!!
Urban Dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions.
I`ve heard of women that aren`t crazy ... but I`ve also heard of unicorns, so whatever...
My kids can be difficult sometimes, but my mom always assures me that I deserve it.
My phone just changed, `calendar` to `cake radar` and now I really wish I had that.
It`s finally here! .. That time of year when my seasonal depression turns into just regular depression.
Please respect the revolving door speed that has already been established.
Am I the only one who thinks my body should have better things to do than make nipple hair?
A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun..
A girl drinks 4 cosmos over a span of 60 minutes. 25 mins later, she texts 3 of her besties. How many emojis will she use? Show your work.
Nothing makes me more productive than the last minute.
I bought a book on eBay called, "How to scam on eBay". That was 2 months ago, and it`s not arrived yet
Calories? I think you mean delicious points!