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Welcome back to plastic surgery anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces here today.
It`s so cold out, I just seen a woman in 2 pairs of pajamas at Walmart...
Whenever I read: "Do not exceed recommended dose" I always think, "Challenge accepted!"
NO, I didn`t say you WERE stupid. I said, you ARE stupid. There is nothing past tense about it.
If women ruled the world, There would be no wars. just a bunch of counties not talking to each other!
I`m growing a mullet to test our friendship.
You really can`t say your laundry is done unless you are completely naked
Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
Sometimes I really want to throw paper at people. Brick shaped Paper. Made of brick.
3 words, 8 letters, easy to say, hard to prove... ..."I`m a zebra."
May have put up a few too many Christmas lights. A 747 just landed in the backyard.
You can usually judge a women`s hotness by how many times your girlfriend calls her a whore.
Do the people inside mascot costumes also smile when they have their photos taken?
Lazy Rule: If you spill water, It will eventually dry.
Sorry I hung up on you, I didn`t mean to answer the call.