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Summer is here. I`m in the process of moving all my bad habits outside.
I thought we had something. You met my family, made us dinner, called me honey. Now suddenly you’re a “waitress” who was “doing her job?”
I`m not impatient. You`re just slow.
There are many different ways one can save energy, but my favorite by far is this recliner.
You know you`re broke when your bank flags deposits as suspicious activity.
There is no peer pressure like washing your hands because someone else walked into the bathroom.
Don´t be stupid, it´s not smart.
Just realized all books are different combinations of the same 26 letters. This is BS!
Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn`t be allowed to talk
I don`t need an excuse to drink, but thank you for giving me one.
I want to grow old and disgusting with you.
Just read an article about a new species of spider in Sri Lanka that is the size of an average human`s face. In an unrelated matter, I have decided to NEVER visit Sri Lanka.
I hate it when I open my fridge and get punched by a bear... =/
I didn’t get the job… heading home.. Good Bye Rome.. until we meet again.
Saw a wasp in a spider web and I don`t know who to root for.