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I propose we change the names of the upper case P and lower case p to "P standing up" and "p sitting down."
Girls are like guitars: easy to strum, hard to tune
Great idea for an April Fools Prank ... Hide all of the desktop icons on someone`s computer and replace their wallpaper with a screenshot of their old desktop.
You know you`re a bad driver when Siri says, " In 400 feet, stop and let me out".
The boss keeps talking about a company 401k ... I don`t think I can run that far
I hate people that don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”. Their so stupid…….
Wine doesn`t have many vitamins. That`s why you have to drink a lot of it.
my 2012 new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
Relax, you’re not paranoid at all. Everyone is talking about you.
As long as there is an open textbook in front of you, nobody will question what you are doing on your laptop.
If jail isn`t supposed to be fun, why do they get bunk beds?
m for Monday t for Tuesday wtf Wednesday Thursday Friday get it wtf
Some psychologists say that sleeping naked can help boost a person`s confidence, but nobody in this park seems to appreciate it.
Seriously contemplating remarrying my ex wife, but I`m pretty sure she`ll figure out that I`m just after my money
When I`m bored, I like to superglue Doritos to my cat and make it run around the house like a stegosaurus.