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Crap, my Internet has been down for 4 days ...Probably because my neighbors moved 4 days ago.
Just once I’d like to learn something the easy way.
"Let`s give the bad guy a ponytail." - 80s movies
My girlfriend says I shouldn`t plan things so far in advance. Well, she`s not my girlfriend yet.
I noticed you`re not yourself today. I really like it.
Why do sandwiches taste so much better when they are cut diagonally?
The only time I proof read is to see how much alcohol comes in a bottle.
is in his own little world but it´s okay they know me here.
I wish I had my own private chauffeur. . . . Then I could really commit to being an alcoholic!
I feel like Frosted Flakes gives kids an unreasonable expectation of how friendly tigers are when you try to feed them a bowl of cereal.
I just did a bunch of crunches and curls. There were Nestle Crunches and cheese curls, but still. I`m exhausted.
I don`t run away from my problems. That`s immature. I ignore them.
I think I may be getting harder to love.
All I want for Christmas is for these calories to not count.
Several decisions I make on a daily basis hinge upon the question "illegal or just frowned upon?"