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One thing`s for sure when I shower with my boyfriend. My titties are spotless!!
Enough with the lies, people who drink decaf coffee, tell us what your game plan is.
How can we call ourselves "evolved" when signs are needed to remind people to wash their hands after they go to the bathroom
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop and where to spend it
Just like our bodies, our minds need exercise. That`s why I think of jogging every morning.
You can correct people`s grammar or you can have friends. But you can`t do both.
One day we the women will rap the men lets see how they like it!
Your gene pool should be drained, the area bleached & the ground burned & salted. But other than that you seem like a great person.
Much of my life is a contest to see which of the voices in my head can say the funniest stuff.
Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation ever. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the “Like” button.
If you are offended by the opinions I express you can only imagine the ones I keep to myself.
I can`t believe that it`s the year 2012, and I still have to bend down to pick stuff up.
If each day is a gift, I wonder where I can return monday.
Men also have feelings. For example, we can feel hungry
Trix commercials just teach kids that sharing is bad.