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Testing.. Testing.. This is a test. If this were an actual ploy for attention.. I would`ve said "bacon" or "boobies."
I know you people are crazy. I can spot my own kind a mile away.
Remember that there’s always someone cooler, smarter, stronger or sexier than you. That would be me.
May the bridges I burn light the way.
I think today I`ll stalk my stalker, just to shake things up a little.
Will you go with me to my therapist tomorrow? He thinks I`m making you up.
You can tell a lot from a woman by her hands. For instance, if they`re placed around your throat she`s probably slightly upset.
Still no news on the royal baby. One will assume its being delivered by Royal Mail
Don`t put off until tomorrow what you can avoid the rest of your life.
Coffee is just a hug for your insides.
I wish I could afford to have a drinking problem.
I`m kind of like Hugh Hefner. Only without the mansion, the exotic cars, the girls, the magazine and the money. Basically, I`m just a guy in a bathrobe.
If he only wants you for your breasts, legs, and thighs; Send him to KFC by SIMO
Four out of five voices in my head are saying this is gonna` be a great day.
Kid`s Choice Awards are a great reminder why children aren`t allowed to vote.