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The problem with frozen yogurt is that it`s not ice cream.
Just remember the only thing standing between you and your dreams is your talent
I feel like I`m not getting the full experience of a gas station bathroom if I don`t cut and dye my hair and change my identity.
If you read your timeline backwards it is about a person who hates everything and gradually becomes happier until they get a life.
WARNING!! I have character defects and I`m not afraid to use them.
Monday comes saturday ends and somewhere in between i realized i slept the weekend away....):
Hey ladies, I just love "Austrailian" kissing...it`s a lot like "French" kissing only Down Under!
I plan on being up really late tonight making voodoo dolls for, well, nevermind, you will know who you are soon enough
These spaghetti-o`s taste like I don`t get paid until tomorrow.
Happy Fat Tuesday! Join me again tomorrow on I`m still fat Wednesday
No, I did not forget my password. I distinctly remember it being 8 asterisks.
Being fabulous all day makes me really, really tired.
One man`s LOL is another man`s WTF
I pulled my wife`s panties to the side.......then put the rest of her socks in the drawer.
I liked Hoarders much better when it was called Sanford & Son.