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I can`t tell them apart, was that Milli or Vanilli doing the sign language at Madela`s funeral?
my ex girlfriends started they`re own website they call it two faced book...
So vegetarians eat vegetables... I think I`m going to play it safe and avoid humanitarians.
If by "help you cook" you mean drink wine in the kitchen while you do the work, then yes, I`d love to help you cook.
If you`re going to be stupid, don`t do it on Facebook.
I made it halfway to Mexico before I realized that those sirens were just coming from the song on my radio.
I’ve got a friend whose nickname is “Shagger”. You might think that’s pretty cool. She doesn’t like it
Don’t expect a “bless you” after the 4th sneeze…get your self together
I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes and thought, "Wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes.
You don`t know pissed off until she tells you to go sleep on the couch, and you take all the covers with you.
I don`t care how loud I`m laughing, I`m having fun and you`re not.
Because it`s the season to give thanks, I would just like to say....you`re welcome.
Today I saw a girl with the word "Anel" on her butt. I was like, woah..it`s supposed to say "Anal"..it`s spelled wrong then I realized it was supposed to say "Angel". The G was stuck in her a$$crack
Is your drama going to have an intermission soon? I need to pee.
People who say they suffer from constipation are usually full of sh!t.