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I can`t tell them apart, was that Milli or Vanilli doing the sign language at Madela`s funeral?
I put the pro in inappropriate.
Holiday Shopping Tip #112:Next time you see someone with their arms full of bags looking around a parking lot while pointing and clicking their horn button, help them out and start pushing your horn button too!
Karaoke bars combine two of the worlds greatest evils—people who shouldn`t drink with people who shouldn`t sing.
I hate when I´m laughing & my a$$ falls off.
The future is much like the present, only longer.
Ways to get to my heart: 1) food ... that’s pretty much it
I love how music can take you to another place. For example One Direction is playing in this cafe so now I`m going to a different cafe.
These peopele at the gym are looking at me like they expect me to share my donuts ... SMH
Best grilled cheese ever!! All I did was add a hamburger patty.
I`m sorry, all I hear is your perfume
When I die, bury me with a pack of smokes, no light. Where I`m going, there will have plenty of free fires to light from.
I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with the hope that it might magically solve her problems.
The Patriots defensive coverage was almost as bad as the coverage by Obamacare.
People who have more than 10 items in the express line… We see you and we are judging you.