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My neck, My back, My Netflix and my snacks...
I did absolutely nothing today and did it well!!!
Little to no thought was put into this status.
That`s a horrible idea ... What time?
Ever wondered why there is a stairway to heaven, and a highway to hell? There´s apparently more traffic going to hell!!
My favorite part of the movie The Notebook is where I turned it off and watched Terminator 2 instead.
I`m done chasing people who aren`t willing to do the same for me. After today, the ice cream man can go f*ck himself!!
Drink till she´s cute, but stop before the wedding
This is a lousy dating site.
If it’s the thought that counts, then I should probably be in jail
If each day is a gift, I wonder where I can return monday.
I used to think drinking was bad until i stopped thinking
The future is that time when you’ll wish you’d done what you aren’t doing now.
Dear whoever ate my fries while I was in the ball pit at McDonalds... Not funny, grow up.
I hope daylight savings time hasn`t thrown you off your schedule of doing nothing.