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She walked in & she had legs, legs that went on for days. Who knows where they went? They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed
I can`t wait to procrastinate.
Enough with procrastination, it’s time for excuses.
Sometimes I think "What would Dexter do"?
Don`t talk to me until I`ve had my coffee, my breakfast, lunch, juice, dinner, and at least two glasses of wine.
Your shadow: What happens when light travels 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet by you.
Flu (noun) - The only time when having used tissues laying next to your bed is socially acceptable.
I have an irrational fear of speed bumps but, I’m slowly getting over it.
According to WebMD I have déjà vu... but not only that, I also have déjà vu according to WebMD.
On the bottle of mouthwash it says "24 hour protection", so why do the directions say "Use Twice Daily"?
AWESOME!
Running behind is my cardio.
I am sorry I wasn`t being completely honest when I said I was normal.
My whole life is based on a true story...