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Besides creating dinosaurs are mosquitos good for anything?
Talked to someone in person today....what a pain in the a$$ that was!
Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but your on Facebook again.
Commercials led me to believe that changing shampoos would have a much bigger effect on my life.
The trick is to not let people know how weird you really are until its too late for em to back out
People who walk down the escalator. Stop it, we have enough over achievers!
It`s such a cold winter this year that the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual. So far 3 of my neighbors have disappeared...
this isn`t the status you`re looking for
Mondays feel like biting into a chocolate chip cookie only to find out it`s oatmeal raisin.
If I could turn snarky sarcasm into a paying job, I could be employed for infinity.
The trick is not let anyone know how really weird you are until it’s too late to back out.
I knew we would be the best of friends when you said drinks are on you
Sometimes, I`m offended at how easily offended some people get.
Never take advice from people on the Internet. Not even this.
I turned out ok for a kid raised in a large part by Bugs Bunny.