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Be careful, there is also plenty of mentally unstable fish in the sea.
If your house doesn`t have house numbers on it, you need to address that situation.
Some people, even in photos, just look like they smell horrible.
If I ever only have 3 months to live, I want my ex wife to be with me. That would be the longest 3 months of my life.
According to these court documents, the way to a woman`s heart isn`t through her bedroom window.
that song on your iPod that you always skip but never delete.
You`re never too old to learn stupid sh!t
I had cheese, but no crackers ... I was cracka-lackin
Chinese scientists have discovered the rare rock n roll panda it will only eat A wop bop a loo lop a wop Bamboo
"I want to marry a smart, rich, and beautiful woman. But I don`t feel like getting married 3 times." - Hesam Ebrahim
It`s all fun and games...unless there`s cookies, then it`s serious
Water is so good when it`s mixed with grains and yeast, fermented and then distilled and aged.
You don`t get smarter as you get older. There just aren`t any stupid things left that you haven`t already done.
After watching "Breaking Bad" and the VMAs in the same night, I think I`d rather my kid be a meth dealer than a musician.
Moses had the first tablet with cloud connectivity.