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I`ve actually have come to the conclusion that some of today`s youth may actually believe "laughing out loud" is actually spelled "lol"
The 5 second rule for food dropped on the ground does not work if you have a 2 second dog.
I was thinking earlier, thats all, just wanted everyone to know that it does happen from time to time........
No officer, my speech isn`t slurred. I`m just talking in cursive.
FYI: Taking permanent marker and writting Aeropostale on Fruit of the Loom tee shirts will NOT fool your teenager.
If I ran the country, things would be a lot better ... Well, for me anyway.
Got interrupted downloading the new version of iTunes by a pop up that asked if I wanted to download the even newer version of iTunes.
I`m curious: Do girls shake the gasoline nozzle when they`re taking it out of their cars too?
John has 35 candy bars. If John eats 27 of them what does he have? .... Diabetes. John has diabetes.
Ok, I admit. Everything that`s wrong in your life is your fault.
2011: Come at me bro! 1800`s: Advance towards me brethren!
With names like "Batman" and "Robin", you`d think they could fly...
If a group of midgets performed the YMCA song, it is to be considered that they did it in lowercase?
It`s only a matter of time until "Security cameras of Wal-Mart" become a hit reality show.
I`m no magician but I can walk down the street and turn into a bar!