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Bless me Father for I hit send.
Anything is possible with the right attitude and a sledgehammer
October is breast awareness month for women, men are usually aware of breasts all year round.
I was called a village idiot today which really upset me ... I live in a city.
Do gun manuals haue a trouble shooting section?
No matter what life brings you, always take a lesson from your dog.. Kick some grass over that s**t and move on.
I`m great at making pancakes and women uncomfortable.
These energy drinks make sitting on the couch so much more exciting.
They say laughter is the best medicine... found out that`s not true for treating diarrhea.
Jingle all the way. Nobody likes a half-assed jingler.
I just slammed hard on the brakes and found 3 lighters, $4.67 in change, condom box, empty flask, half an 1/8th, and a puppy.
take it easy and if it is easy take it home
Whenever I feel all alone in the world, I remind myself that I`m a valued customer at several grocery stores.
Texting while sitting at a stop light: Helping save lives every day by preventing T-bone collisions with drivers who run red lights. Because of that extra minute it takes for you to realize that the light has turned green, the driver who has no regard for the safety of others entering the intersection legally, can now safely clear the intersection without causing a collision. For this, we thank you.
For a one-way mission to Mars, we should send a blogger. Not so they can blog about the experience, but so there`d be one less blogger.