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Why can`t braille just be in the shape of the letters?
A person who is bad at math should never take a calculated risk.
It’s like these fools at the gym have never seen someone with roller skates on the treadmill before.
Scientist say that universe is made up of Electrons, Protons and Neutrons...They forgot to mention MORONS...
One thing I`ve learned about women is they prefer that I don`t speak
*breaking news music plays* Last thought of the night: Why is now everyone talkin` bout "twerkin`"? Man, that shyt been `round since the days of Hammer pants and spandex shorts!!!!
There`s no easy way to tell someone you lost their kid in a high stakes game of duck duck goose.
We have GPS that can navigate you across the country. Why can`t someone invent a device that can remind you why you went into a room?
On your birthday I think the Airlines should let you exit the plane on the inflatable slide.
I just read the words "untimely death" and thought, "Man, I hope my death is timely."
I’m not stealing my neighbor’s WiFi…their WiFi is trespassing into my house.
Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child
It`s never going to work out between Mario and the Princess. Most of the time she`s on a whole other level.
Campers: Nature`s way of feeding mosquitoes.
The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain`t good.