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Big shout out to all the spiders not building their webs at face level.
I wish more people were fluent in silence.
I think I`m a grown up the same way Dr. Phil is a doctor.
Some things get in the way of my happiness, so I ignore them.
I often wonder how things worked out for that guy who grabbed the bull by the horns.
The term "bath toys" has a whole new meaning when you`re an adult
is deep in thought . . . if only i could remember what i was thinking about
Fun: text a friend "Are you alone right now?" They go "Yes." Then u text back LOL
I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don`t know how much I want. They don`t know my life. They don`t know what I`ve been through.
Today I learned that not all people like ventriloquists. Particularly my gynecologist.
Is it just me, or is Fantasy Football basically Dungeons & Dragons for jocks?
Treasure the years with your children while they are still distracted by bubbles.
May your life be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.
Ahhh..Sunday..the biggest decision of the day...to bathe or not to bathe.
I don`t know about you, but I`ve thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a child.